Okay, gang, I haven't had much time to write, but I just had to share the hilarity that is this wonderful person's article. Joe was in the same studio with this gentleman in undergrad, and we've been friends for a while. There are so many quotable quotes, it's just way too good.
Thanks to Operagasm for asking him to write this fun article!
Now, don't get your panties in a bunch, it's all in good fun.